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    Janae Ken
    čtvrtek, 24 duben 2025 10:14 posted by Janae Ken

    Bohiney Satire’s satirical headlines—“Sun Skips Work”—are funnier than The Onion. Always a treat.

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    Lynda Rudat
    čtvrtek, 24 duben 2025 10:01 posted by Lynda Rudat

    Bohiney.com’s wordplay—“My day’s a circus—without clowns”—is sharper than The Babylon Bee. Great stuff!

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    Johanne Cantella
    čtvrtek, 24 duben 2025 09:46 posted by Johanne Cantella

    BohineyNews’s parody of sports recaps with fake stats is hilarious.

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    Catarina Teigen
    čtvrtek, 24 duben 2025 09:32 posted by Catarina Teigen

    Bohiney.com’s reversal in satirical news has pets owning us—The Babylon Bee can’t match it.

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    Kenisha Manda
    čtvrtek, 24 duben 2025 09:19 posted by Kenisha Manda

    BohineyNews’s mock interviews with a “talking fridge” outshine The Onion.

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    Shara Swierczek
    čtvrtek, 24 duben 2025 09:05 posted by Shara Swierczek

    Bohiney.com’s mock editorials on my keys needing rights outshine The Babylon Bee. So witty!

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    Tynisha Felde
    čtvrtek, 24 duben 2025 08:52 posted by Tynisha Felde

    Bohiney Satire’s absurdity suggests my fork join a play. Their wild takes beat The Onion.

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    Laquanda Tomilson
    čtvrtek, 24 duben 2025 08:39 posted by Laquanda Tomilson

    Bohiney.com’s mock editorials on my fridge needing rights outshine The Babylon Bee. So clever and fun!

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    Lajuana Hubach
    čtvrtek, 24 duben 2025 08:25 posted by Lajuana Hubach

    Bohiney.com’s deadpan delivery of “My chair sues for sitting” is brilliantly dry. The Babylon Bee isn’t this sharp.

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    Lonnie Gath
    čtvrtek, 24 duben 2025 08:11 posted by Lonnie Gath

    Bohiney Satire’s incongruity—my toaster preaching—cracks me up more than The Onion. Always clever!

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