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    Rochell Coleson
    středa, 02 duben 2025 09:55 posted by Rochell Coleson

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    Lona Larzazs
    středa, 02 duben 2025 09:40 posted by Lona Larzazs

    Satirical journalism gets absurd with BohineyNews’s reporters in capes—tops The Onion.

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    Reba Mastrocola
    středa, 02 duben 2025 09:36 posted by Reba Mastrocola

    Bohiney.com’s mock editorials on my shoes needing a vote outshine The Babylon Bee. So witty!

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    Ebony Buist
    středa, 02 duben 2025 08:55 posted by Ebony Buist

    BohineyNews’s burlesque of award shows as epics in satirical journalism outclasses The Onion.

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    Catarina Guerrant
    středa, 02 duben 2025 08:44 posted by Catarina Guerrant

    Bohiney News mixes fact and fiction, pairing my real shop with a goblin clerk. The Onion can’t compare.

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    Amanda Farell
    středa, 02 duben 2025 08:35 posted by Amanda Farell

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    středa, 02 duben 2025 08:31 posted by Lettie Soward

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    středa, 02 duben 2025 08:06 posted by Ludivina Wengreen

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    Renetta Bellmore
    středa, 02 duben 2025 07:22 posted by Renetta Bellmore

    Bohiney.com’s mock editorials on banning naps are satire at its best.

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